Sullivan`s Travels Page #2
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- 1941
- 90 min
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How do you like it?
I don't like it at all, sir.
Fancy dress, I take it?
- What's the matter with it?
- I have never been sympathetic...
- to the caricaturing of the poor and needy, sir.
- Who's caricaturing?
Burrows doesn't know
about the expedition, sir.
I'm going out on the road to find out
what it's like to be poor and needy,
and then I'm going
If you'll permit me to say so, sir,
the subject is not an interesting one.
The poor know all about poverty...
and only the morbid rich
would find the topic glamorous.
But I'm doing it for the poor.
Don't you understand?
I doubt if they would
appreciate it, sir.
They rather resent the invasion of their
privacy, I believe quite properly, sir.
Also, such excursions can be
extremely dangerous, sir.
who likewise, with two friends,
accoutered themselves as you have,
sir, and then went out for a lark.
They have not been
heard from since.
- That was some time ago?
- 1912, sir.
- Huh.
- You see, sir, rich people...
and theorists...
who are usually rich people...
think of poverty in the negative,
as the lack of riches...
the lack of health.
But it isn't, sir.
Poverty is not the lack of anything,
but a positive plague,
virulent in itself,
contagious as cholera,
with filth, criminality,
vice and despair as only
a few of its symptoms.
It is to be stayed away from,
even for purposes of study.
It is to be shunned.
You seem to have made
quite a study of it.
Quite unwillingly, sir.
Will that be all, sir?
- Thanks.
- Very good, sir.
He gets a little bit gruesome
every once in a while.
Yeah.
Always reading books, sir.
- Oh.
- As a matter of fact, sir,
I don't like the idea of a gentleman
of your inexperience...
leaving with only ten cents
in his pockets,
so I took
the extreme liberty, sir,
of having a studio
identification card...
sewed into the sole
of each of your boots.
You'd think I was a child.
The whole purpose of this expedition...
All right, all right, all right.
Before you all get started,
I just want to tell you one thing...
- My mind is made up.
- Nobody's here to argue, Sully.
- I know.
- You know that your slightest wish...
We talked it all over,
and there's something to the idea.
- There's a great deal to it.
- Stupendous.
Cassy has it all worked out. It's safe
as a church, big as a cathedral.
Bigger!
It's the story of the year.
It'll make the front page
of every newspaper in the country.
- I'm sending five of my boys...
- With me in charge.
and a follow-up behind.
- A cook and a still man.
- I want lots of 8x10's.
- Now, listen...
- I'm revamping that lovely land yacht...
that Demille used
in Northwest Mounted.
- It follows at a discreet dis...
- Hot coffee, sandwiches, and a bar in back.
It's connected to the studio
by shortwave, and it also carries...
- A hot shower and a secretary.
- And a physician.
Look, I'm trying
to find trouble,
but I won't find it with six acts
of vaudeville on my tail...
at least, not the kind
I'm looking for.
- Be reasonable, Sully.
- I'm reupholstering it from stem to stern.
- Wait till you see.
- I tell you, I've made up my mind.
- Definitely?
- Definitely.
- In that case, there's nothing else to do...
- You said it.
but to serve you with this summons
to appear and show cause...
why you should not be restrained from jeopardizing
your unique and extraordinary services...
- by willfully, recklessly and unnecessarily...
- Will you please wait a minute!
We have all day, Sully,
but you must realize...
we also have minds,
also made up.
Thus begins this
remarkable expedition...
- into the valley of the shadow of adversity.
- The shadow of the what?
The valley of the
shadow of adversity.
- It's what you call a paraphrase.
- Alone and unattended...
- With eight stooges.
- I'll write the story, if it's just the same to you.
Prey to passing prowlers,
poverty and policemen,
- How poetic.
- with only ten cents in his pocket,
- I wish I had what he's got in the bank.
- John Lloyd Sullivan,
the Caliph of Comedy...
- Departed Hollywood at 4:00 this morning.
- You said it.
- Can I sell you another stack, Doctor?
- Get me some bicarbonate of soda,
and don't call me "Doctor. "
He was talking to me, I think.
No, thank you.
- You say don't want some bicarbonate of soda, Doctor?
- Don't call me "Doctor"!
- No, I don't want any bicarbonate of soda.
- I thought you said you did.
Well, he don't!
- This place is very depressing.
- So was the breakfast.
Why doesn't he read a book
if he wants to learn something?
- Who, the cook? He could learn plenty.
- No, Sullivan.
- Maybe he don't know how to read.
- The cook?
No, the...
- This is gonna be a great trip.
- Sorry. I must have the wrong number.
That was the lighthouse keeper
on San Clemente Island.
Ask him what
his daughter's doing.
I said the lighthouse keeper
on San Clemente Island.
- How about a little gin rummy?
- I don't drink, thank you. Never touch it.
- How about a lift, Bud?
- If you don't mind going fast.
I'm studying to be
a whippet tanker.
- Go to it, Lieutenant!
- You're there, General.
- Can a whippet tank make a sharp turn?
- What?
Can a whippet tank
go up a side road?
A whippet tank can go anywhere.
Hang on!
Thank you, Major.
- This is where I get out.
- She's some tank, ain't she?
In a class by herself.
I never felt anything like it.
getting to school now, anyway.
Drive carefully.
- You know me.
- By the way, how old are you?
- Thirteen. So long.
- So long.
What a future.
What were you chasing,
a jackrabbit?
- Felt more like a kangaroo.
- There he is!
- Well, how'd you like it?
- That was a dirty trick, boss.
Look, that was just a rough idea,
unless you play ball with me.
You know I can't do what I started out
to do with you guys chasing me around,
so I'll make you
a fair proposition.
You can go on wherever you like
and take it easy for a couple of weeks,
and I'll join you then
or sooner.
If the boss wants to talk to me,
I'm just up ahead,
mooching a lunch
from a farmer's wife.
Now, is that a square proposition
or isn't it?
- Well, I always wanted to go to Boulder Dam.
- You're there.
Yeah, well, if you think
I'm going to look at Boulder Dam...
How about
National Yellow Park?
That goes double
- If you'd said Las Vegas...
- What do they do in Las Vegas?
Everything, Doctor.
It's an education.
All right. I'll meet you in Las Vegas,
on or about the first.
And thanks, kids.
Thanks sincerely.
Yoo-hoo!
- Yes, ma'am?
- Don't get too tired.
Yes, ma'am.
First day's work. You don't suppose
you're overworking him, do you?
Oh, but I doubt it. He seems
very strong. Did you notice his torso?
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